”and there was a soft drink vending machine in the forest”
”didn’t happen like that”
”then we were abducted by the trafalmadorians ”
”never happened”
”we were trapped in a glass walled living room together”
”you’re insane”
”call the nurse i need more morphine”
"can you believe we are both alive. isn't it wonderful. we can play kick the can again just like we used to every day back when we were young men. will you still love me when i'm no longer young and beautiful"
"we didn't do that"
"it happened. more or less."
"nothing happened"
"kill yourself"














